I’m raising $1,000,000,000 to save You, yes and you too. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’ve messed the world up.
I don’t know about you, but the thought that I live somewhere where women have to live in fear of being harassed, assaulted, or raped every time they walk down the street, a place where presidential candidates, in the year 2015, are even discussing putting up a wall to keep an entire race of alleged rapists out and be taken seriously (really, they’re all rapists?), a place where a black man can walk out the house with no weapon, minding his own business, be killed by public servants and then those servants make $1,000,000 for sharing their story, a place where people are beaten in the street for their sexuality, a place where people had been living for years, but was discovered by Mr. Columbus? The list obviously goes on.
What am I going to do? Its very simple. I’m going to raise $1,000,000,000, buy some land and invite all the people who want to love each other, start a new world and let everybody else go to town with all the new found space. Imagine all the parking lots they can make with us all gone. Oh, yeah, and I’m calling the place Heaven. You think I’m kidding? I’m not, I will raise the funds, I will buy some land and I’ll do whatever I can to create a safe place for us. Shit, you know what, I should run for president. Let’s see if the media takes me seriously. Tell all your friends and it surely won’t take that long. It’s only $1,000,000,000… There are 7 billion people in the world… Listen, forget about Beyonce and JayZ, you made Mark Zuckerberg $34 billion, okay…. I just need 1, and I’m pretty much giving it back to you. because of you, Apple is worth $700 billion, look, because of you Katy Perry performed at the last Superbowl and it was the most viewed superbowl halftime show ever…. wrap your mind around that…. Look what you did.